It’s Okay, Folks — Ted Cruz Already Announced his Retirement Weeks Ago

(CNN)

Ted Cruz did not have a good week.

In the midst of a disaster gripping his home state (a situation you can help alleviate by donating here or here or here or here or here, or hell, by just streaming the good homie Anna Akana’s new album), the junior senator from the Lone Star State was captured on a plane bound for Cancun. Criticisms of Cruz…

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