Meet the St. Louis COVID-19ers — and the oft-overlooked NBA star who’s about to make their existence a living hell. — Inspired by and paling in comparison to Jon and the other Boises at SB Nation/Secret Base, whose “Breaking Madden” and “Fumble Dimension” videos belong in gaming, sporting, and comedic Valhalla. Prologue: The Plague For many people in the United States, including yours truly, the coronavirus pandemic really began on March 11th, 2020. That…